What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:11
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why does it itch on my vulva, uterus, and sides of my vagina, but it doesn't itch inside the vagina?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!